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Summer Do’s And Don’ts as Learned From Cabin in The Woods

With summer comes the time for vacations and miscellaneous shenanigans. It’s a time for parties, feel good music and swim suits. But mostly, summer ignites meaningless celebration for no other reason than: warm weather. 

It’s a time when friends get together and partake in harmless fun. Most of the time.

In what we would consider a cult classic, Cabin in The Woods, documents the old fashioned ritual of road tripping with friends. It tells the traditional story of a group of unassuming teenagers who decide to take a trip. To the woods. To stay in a cabin. By themselves. What could possibly go wrong?

A guide to vacationing done right, here’s our top do’s and don’ts for summertime travel, inspired by the movie!

Don’t spy on the neighbors. That’s just creepy.

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Don’t offer to be the DRTD (designated road trip driver). Just awkwardly glance around for a few moments, someone else is bound to take charge and volunteer.

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Don’t go near murky water. Just don’t.

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Do use a flashlight and stare blankly out into the oblivion, because that will surely scare em’!
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Do dance like a weirdo. Pelvis movements and all.

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Don’t drink and drive (a cup of coffee is as dangerous as it sounds here).
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Do tell it like it is.

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Don’t play truth or dare. And, whatever you do, never choose dare.

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Don’t do it.

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Don’t say we didn’t warn ya.

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Do get yourself a hangover meal and call it a day.

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